Guilty Laughs for All :)

Wednesday 16th March, 2005
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
  HUSBAND:  Definitely not!
 WIFE:  Why not - don't you like being married?
 HUSBAND: Of course I do.
  WIFE:  Then why wouldn't you remarry?
 HUSBAND:  Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:  You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:  (makes audible groan).
 WIFE: Would you live in our house?
 HUSBAND:Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:  Would you sleep with her in our bed?
 HUSBAND:  Where else would we sleep?
 WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
 WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:  - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: F**k

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